he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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