he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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