I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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