you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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