OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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