Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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