Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Randomize
