Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
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apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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