Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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