you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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