But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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