After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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