took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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