She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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