oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
im drinking this country out of the recession.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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