she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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