google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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