She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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