so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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