So gin and wine won't be happening again
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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