this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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