just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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