i don't like sucking hair
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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