apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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