All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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