u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
its liver damage thursday
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