Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
