I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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