I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
This house was built for laser tag.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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