Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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