spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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