Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
how does that bad decision feel?
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