In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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