Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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