No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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