i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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