Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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