Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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