Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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