i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Randomize
