Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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