the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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