Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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