He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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