nut hugger
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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