"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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