420 ftw
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
