do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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