told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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