hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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