"it" just moved
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Church boner. Awkwardddd
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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