I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
