my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It's never too late to be topless.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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