dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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