Just fell off a train. Bad.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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