North Korea, Best Korea!
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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