Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
