You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Randomize
