Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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